Author: Pandora

Inside My Brain

Sometimes do you ever just think what the hell is going on?  This morning whilst walking my dogs I was thinking about my last driving lesson this week and then drifted into who was the first person to build an engine that fits into the bonnet of a car that needs fuel taken from millions of miles under the earths surface that gives it juice to make it move so that it can take us anywhere we want … Who built the gear box? and who then obviously went screw those hill starts and forget trying to find that...

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Dog Thoughts

Henry 1- Did I just fart? Oh my goddddd that STINKS!!! If I pretend I’m asleep no one will know it’s me…   2- My sister smells sexy… I know it’s wrong but I’m SOOO jumping on that!     3- Is that fox poo I smell over there? Is it? Yessss !!! Let me have a little roll in it…     4- As soon as you leave this room I’m jumping on that sofa and humping that pillow… So go on… Leave… In fact stay I don’t care I’m gonna hump it anyway    5- I just...

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Driving Me Mad

So it’s been two weeks since my last driving lesson so obviously my brain hasn’t got back into ‘hey i’m a competant driver’ mode, In fact the first thing i did was ask ” so tell me again left is clutch, middle is gas, right is break?’ UGHHHHJust by asking that you can tell this is going to be an interesting hour and a half…      After a few goes on the small residential roads which are nice and easy, we decided to up the anti by going down those awful small roads with cars parked on both sides...

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Holiday Chubb

Yes my hand is up! I’ve piled on the holiday Chubb whilst I was away and it’s not the first or last time to happen! A lot of people stress over being too healthy on holiday. I totally get it tho, you’ve been working hard for the last two months on a strict diet, no carbs or sugar and going to the gym 3 days a week forking out massive dollar dollar for a personal trainer just to get that bikini beach ready body! Thing is when you’re on holiday it should mean just that …. Relax, Chill, Enjoy...

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