Author: Pandora Christie

The Worst Day Ever

Right, it happens to us all you know those ones where you wake up and instantly you know you’re in a bad mood … Well that hasn’t happened to me as I was really happy when I woke up at 7am on a Saturday!!!!┬áIt all started when I went to leave the house to go to a fashion show in Covent Garden, I got really dressed up felt good and it started to rain :/ that stupid dribble of rain that instantly turns your hair into a mop of unused drain water! I spent 30 minutes getting my side...

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Fox Poo Hell

Oh for crying out loud!!!! It’s happened again…. I say it like I’m surprised but it’s even worse now because I have two dogs and not one :/ Basically Henry has this blood hound snout that can sniff out fox poo from miles away and once he’s on the trail there’s no amount of treats or high pitched voice that can get him back, all I can do is just get my 100 metre sprint on and shout loudly to try and jolt him from his happy rolling around legs up in the air covering his whole body in...

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Angry Morning Commuters

I wrote this on way in this morning but for some reason I never pushed send …. Ahhhh typical… Oh well enjoy : This ones going out to the really angry lady on the northern line this morning making right scene!  Now I have to tell you what I just witnessed ! Even as I writing now she’s still kicking off and I can’t help but giggle and its way too early for this and just wayyyy over the top!    Ok so the tubes rammed as per usual, its a clammy one and no ones making eye contact...

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I Had A Dream ….

Ok …. So you know I’m a little weird…. I haven’t tried to hide it, its just the norm! So this brings me onto the dream I had yesterday  I was meant to write all this down after I woke up as it freaked me out so much that when I woke up at 5am I thought I was in an alternate reality, if you’ve seen the series Fringe on Netflix then you’ll know where I’m going with this…  So let’s start from the beginning, I’m at a train station which was called Franwork Station it was sunny and warm and I was the only one on the platform which was weird and the big clock kept ticking with the hours passing by like minutes. Henry  ( my dog ) seamed to appear out of nowhere to sit on the bench with me and he looked at me and started talking !!! Ha ha ha yep he opened his mouth and said in a deep mans voice ” you’ve aged since waiting for this train, it’s not coming you know, follow me and I’ll get you to where you need to be”     Even though in my head I was like why is my dog talking to me? I followed like it he was the pied piper…  Not that I was skipping, just walking thinking that I need to...

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It’s Ok To Be Late Right?

Now those of you that know me are gonna definitely have your say on this, but after being told off THREE times tonight for finding it hilarious , I thought I’d vent off a little and see if you agree? For some reason it’s in my blood to be late for anything social… ( I’m never late for work mind you… Well there was this one time I got confused with the shift time and I thought I was working on Saturday night in fact it was meant to be Friday morning! When I got the call from the...

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