Instead of making up some ridiculous lie which is what I would’ve done, She sent her date a picture of herself on the loo thumbs up with a cheesy grin on her face and a load of tissue unrolled on her lap ( yes she sent me the picture and NO I promised I would delete it after I asked to see It ) I still can’t believe She sent this picture to her date that she was trying to impress ?! She also followed up by saying can you get me some Imodium … now what do you think happened next? Did he pay the bill? Go find some Imodium? Laugh and awkwardly pretend this wasn’t happening? Leave the restaurant in a hurry without paying? Or sent that picture to all his mates?
Well It was a mixture of the above, He sent her a reply saying exactly this ‘Ermmmm thanks! LOL didn’t expect this … TMI FYI think this is where we put an end to this maddness. Thanks for the date hope you get off the loo LOL’ He then left without putting anything towards the bill! ( which was £73 by the way ) What an absolute A HOLE!!! What an ARSE!!! TMI FYI ? are you trying to rhyme you little prick?! ( sorry for the rude word ) She didn’t text anything back just sat there on the loo, called an uber half an hour later making it home before the next offload and deleted the guys number in disgust. Oh and I’ve sent her to the doctors as she might have IBS.